did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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