Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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