The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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