The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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