Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Randomize
