My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
operation harelip BJ is a go
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
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