At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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