Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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