Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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