I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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