We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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