Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Let's get the cat blown out
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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