he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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