ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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