i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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