he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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