Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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