but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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