Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Randomize
