Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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