im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Randomize
