yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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