Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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