Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize
