He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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