At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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