What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
try to milk me bitch
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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