You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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