If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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