Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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