halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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