I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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