Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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