Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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