party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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