I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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