No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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