also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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