i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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