Do vagina's smell?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
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