i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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