i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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