Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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