Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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