office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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