talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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