I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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