u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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