Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Randomize
