8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize