we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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