The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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