They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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