So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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