Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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