Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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