they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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