I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
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