So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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